Because Danny G. says this is fire, and bros gotta look out for bros
No bro pacts yet. Real bros make commitments to their health!
Colonel's orders: Take care of yourself, bro 🍗👑
"Real bros take care of their health with the same dedication they bring to everything else in life." - The Colonel (probably)
Drink water like your life depends on it, because it literally does, bro.
Balance your chicken tenders with some vegetables. Your future self will thank you.